After a long - let's be honest - more than 4 year hiatus, I have decided that it's time to re-start my blog. However, because I attempted to pull this feat off several times already (and the questionable fruits of my occasional labor are painfully documented below), this time, I want to do it quietly and without raising a fuss - like a light summer breeze shushing through a little village - so as not to set any undue expectation.