Stress me Silly

I just bought Philippe's ol' h6340 and am enjoying every minute, especially with the new GPS unit that also came with it... I went to school with it in my pocket with the lady telling me "nach möglichkeit, wenden... " I'm like, lady, I pay you to tell me the fastest way to get from A to B, not to make far-fetched, (perhaps metaphoric, pseudo-existentialist) statements about a university that is right the heck in front of me, and let's face it, I can also find without GPS....